I think Carson will cobble a deal between the CIA, NRA, and local vigilante groups to develop highly trained and amply armed uniformed "school resource officers" with body cameras to be stationed at college campuses identified by Jesse Watters through his series of campus visits combined with edited student and faculty interviews. Those campuses deemed to have "extreme political bias" will be blanketed by these "school resource officers" in an effort to discourage those biased colleges and individuals resident on those campuses from disseminating those viewpoints. Authorized methods for combating this scourge of targeted extremist political rhetoric will include forceably dragging dissidents out of the lecture halls, use of flash gernades and tear gas to subjugate individuals or groups that oppose the duly sworn officers, relocation of dissidents to internment camps for the purpose of 'getting their minds right', frontal lobotomies performed by members of Dr. Carson's campaign staff, and torture.

A demure, smiling, laid back Ben Carson, when asked about the program by Neil Cavuto, quipped: "That ought to fix the problem".

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