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11/08/2015 3:47 pm  #11


Re: Carson Declares Moon Made of Cheese

Finally, Ben comes up with a viable plan:



Carson: Loss of Keystone Leaves U.S. With No Place to Store Grain


WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Presidential candidate Ben Carson has issued a dire warning that President Obama’s cancellation of the Keystone Pipeline has left the United States with “virtually no place to store grain.”

Without the massive pipeline, Carson told Fox News, the nation’s network of silos is woefully inadequate “to store the bounty of grain that we soweth.”

Carson said that as President, he would seek additional places to store grain, such as “the hollowed-out heads on Mt. Rushmore.”

“A nation’s greatness is measured by its ability to store grain,” he said. “I will return America to its former greatness.”




At least he doesn't claim to have constructed Mt. Rushmore with a little help from Joseph in the past.   (lol)

Last edited by Rongone (11/08/2015 3:52 pm)

 

11/10/2015 11:26 am  #12


Re: Carson Declares Moon Made of Cheese

Newly discovered anomalies in pyramids ? ! ?

Could it be grain storage compartments ? ? ?



Egypt detects 'impressive' anomaly in Giza pyramids

CAIRO (AP) — Two weeks of new thermal scanning in Egypt's Giza pyramids have identified anomalies in the 4,500 year-old burial structures, including a major one in the largest pyramid, the Antiquities Ministry announced Monday.

Antiquities Minister Mamdouh el-Damaty and technical experts working on the project showed the higher temperature being detected in three specific adjacent stones at the bottom of the pyramid in a live thermal camera presentation to journalists.

The scanning showed "a particularly impressive one (anomaly) located on the Eastern side of the Khufu pyramid at ground level," the ministry said in a statement. The largest of the three Giza pyramids is known locally as Khufu and internationally as Cheops.

The thermal scanning was carried out at all times of the day, including during sunrise, as the sun heats the structures from the outside, and then during sunset as the pyramids are cooling down. The speed of the heating and cooling phases is being used to uncover "hypotheses" such as empty areas in the pyramids, internal air currents, or different building materials used.

"The first row of the pyramid's stones are all uniform, then we come here and find that there's a difference in the formation," said el-Damaty, pointing at the three stones showing higher temperatures.

While inspecting the area, el-Damaty said they found "that there is something like a small passage in the ground that you can see, leading up to the pyramids ground, reaching an area with a different temperature. What will be behind it?"

Other heat anomalies were detected in the upper half of the pyramid that the experts said need to be investigated further.

El-Damaty invited all Egyptologists, especially those interested in ancient Egyptian architecture, to join in the research and help come up with ideas on what could be behind the anomalies.

The pyramids, located on the outskirts of Cairo, are one of the major tourist attractions in the country. The pyramids, which were used as sacred burial structures, were built in the fourth Pharaonic dynasty. The great pyramid is the oldest and only surviving monument of the seven wonders of the ancient world.

 

11/10/2015 11:56 am  #13


Re: Carson Declares Moon Made of Cheese

Thermal anomalies,,,,,
Obviously the Biblical bakery for the grain, and Joseph left one of the ovens on.

 


We live in a time in which decent and otherwise sensible people are surrendering too easily to the hectoring of morons or extremists. 
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11/10/2015 1:06 pm  #14


Re: Carson Declares Moon Made of Cheese

If the bread's still good, they should put it back.

Someone might want it in another 4000 years.


If you make yourself miserable trying to make others happy that means everyone is miserable.

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