Trump revokes Obama Thanksgiving Day turkey pardons, orders the birds executed by firing squad

In another sweeping move aimed at undoing the perceived damage done by the Obama administration, President Donald J. Trump signed an executive order directing the Department of Justice to revoke all sixteen Thanksgiving Day turkey pardons issued by the former president during his eight years in office.

“After reviewing the decisions made by the previous administration, President Trump has determined that a number of turkey pardons issued by Barack Obama were done so in a manner that was both deceitful and hazardous to the American people,” White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders announced on Tuesday. “This morning, the president once again used his executive powers to see to it that justice is served and that the surviving creatures will be destroyed.”

Uncomfirmed reports say that the birds may be released into Donald J Trump -Yellowstone National Park and Casino for sons Eric and Donald Junior to hunt, pending an agreement with Fox TV for exclusive rights.

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