Dear leader Donald granted an interview to the morning show Fox & Friends as a boon to their blind support of anything he says and does. The three stooges that normally occupy the curvey couch on this morning Trump pep rally disguised as an actual news show couldn't have been happier sitting in the White House with their BFF. Everything was rainbows, unicorns, and roses as the three sat in blinding adulation tossing marshmallow 'questions' to their hero.

Melting in the glow of Trump's orange hair reflecting off the studio lighting, a blubbering Brian Kantread asked dear leader if he thought Obama was behind the leaks and the boisterous town halls plaguing the republicans in general and Trump in particular. Blubbering Brian starts off by making the allegation that Obama's "organization seems to be doing a lot of the organizing [of] some of the protests that a lot of these Republicans are seeing around the country and against you."

With Stars in his eyes and slobber running down his chin, Kantread then asks, "Do you believe President Obama is behind it, and if he is, is that a violation of the so-called, unsaid, president's code?"

Dear leader Donald responds, "No, I think he is behind it, I also think it's politics, that's the way it is."

Blubbering Brian continues to beat this drum throughout the interview, asserting that there is massive evidence that points to The Kenyan born, Muslim, ex-President Obama and his evil-doer, subversive, underground organization creating and carrying out these obusive attacks  on republicans in general and Dear leader Donald in particular whose only objective is to make himself appear greater again.

Dear leader Donald nods his head in agreement throughout the accusations made by these professional reporters, upstanding members of the media, and unbiased residents of the curvey couch trio of dimwits and adds, "I think that President Obama is probably behind it because his people are certainly behind it, In terms of him being behind things, that's politics and it will probably continue."

All this despite the fact that there is not one shred of truth, not one iota of proof, nor any viable information that links Obama to any involvement in town hall disruptions or any leaks of information detrimental to the Trump administration.

Another glorious victory for Fox & Friends and the Fake News network. What a joke!


It's going to be an interesting 4 years.