We all know about Sarah Palin endorsed the Donald for president this past week. Leading up to the Iowa caucuses, everybody is trolling for notable endorsements.

Like this morning Rick Perry endorsed Ted Cruz. Perry said he has personally met one on one with Damien and was impressed by him. He was especially impressed by Cruz revealing to him that "he knows what he doesn't know". Well, that's an interesting qualification for being president . . . knowing what you don't know. But I guess coming from two guys that can't recite short lists of things they will do when they are asked what they do know, what can you expect. Maybe Perry and Cruz can for a mutual admiration society with Donald Rumsfeld. I mean Rumsfeld admitted that he didn't know what he didn't know.

Another big endorsement for Marco Rubio came from Rick Harrison. You know . . . Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars. Anyhow, Harrison said he met with Marco one on one over lunch and decided to back him because Rubio is in favor of trade schools. OK ? ? ?

So, after hearing about these strategically timed endorsements from these luminaries for the raft of candidates out there, I've decided to throw my hat in the ring to provide an endorsement for the right candidate. The "right" candidate would be the one that would offer me the most up front money and an appointment to a cushy position in his/her administration. So, all the candidates out there who are jockeying for position in these early primaries, I'm the right man for you as long as the price is right. Don't be shy or hesitant just because you can't get on the big guys stage for Fox 'news' debates, my endorsement is for sale. You can contact me through this message board.