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12/24/2015 3:16 pm  #1


New 2016 presidential election calculator

The Trump campaign collaborated with Wall Street algorithm developers, pollsters, large corporate interests, supporters polled at campaign events, and the chicken that pecks at boards to pick winners of sports events to develop the following pseudo scientific calculator to determine who will win the 2016 presidential election.

You can help out by taking part in this polling.


Don't scroll down until you have done the math.


  Good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a
calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities. Each time I got
the same answer, and sure enough it IS my very favorite movie.



DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of
Candidates at the bottom You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate
this test is.

1. Pick a number from 1-9.

2. Multiply that number by 3

3. Add 3

4. Multiply by 3 again

5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second
digits together to find The winner in the list
of 17 candidates below:               






Candidate List:

1. Rand Paul

2. Ted Cruz

3. Marco Rubio

4. Jeb Bush

5. Hillary Clinton

6. Bernie Sanders

7. Chris Christie

8. Rick Santorum

9. Donald Trump

10. Carly Fiorina

11. John Kasich

12. John Dummet, Jr.

13. Michael Bickelmeyer

14. Ben Carson

15. Jefferson Sherman

16. Martin O'Malley

17. Jack Fellure




Try it a couple of times. Let your friends and family have a shot. Tally up the results and see whose name comes up the most.

Thank you for your participation. And God Bless America!

 

12/24/2015 3:48 pm  #2


Re: New 2016 presidential election calculator

Is this rigged to come up #9? So if I placed Hilliary Clinton in position #9 her name would come up each time?

 

12/24/2015 4:09 pm  #3


Re: New 2016 presidential election calculator

Do you really think The Donald would try to rig an election?   

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12/25/2015 3:52 pm  #4


Re: New 2016 presidential election calculator

Funny, funny stuff.....

OfficiallyScrewed Can Read Your Mind and Predict Your Favourite Movie

http://officiallyscrewed.com/blog/?p=2550September 25, 2015Mulder

Wat​ch yo​ur math – it is important to get the right answer.

 This is amazing, well worth a try

This math exercise will only take you about ten seconds.  Amazingly, it really works and will reveal your all-time favourite movie.DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is.1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply that number by 3.
=inherit3. Add 3.
=inherit4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favourite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:Movie List:1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Kathleen Wynne Farewell Speech
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfir​e​

Last edited by Common Sense (12/25/2015 3:52 pm)


 “We hold these truths to be self-evident,”  former vice president Biden said during a campaign event in Texas on Monday. "All men and women created by — you know, you know, the thing.”

 
 

12/25/2015 3:57 pm  #5


Re: New 2016 presidential election calculator

"The Trump campaign collaborated with Wall Street algorithm developers, pollsters, large corporate interests, supporters polled at campaign events, and the chicken that pecks at boards to pick winners of sports events to develop the following pseudo scientific calculator to determine who will win the 2016 presidential election."

I hope they did not spend much money on this? Since it's all over the internet?
Seems like a story for the  Onion.
 

Last edited by Common Sense (12/25/2015 3:58 pm)


 “We hold these truths to be self-evident,”  former vice president Biden said during a campaign event in Texas on Monday. "All men and women created by — you know, you know, the thing.”

 
 

12/25/2015 4:30 pm  #6


Re: New 2016 presidential election calculator

Rongone wrote:

The Trump campaign collaborated with Wall Street algorithm developers, pollsters, large corporate interests, supporters polled at campaign events, and the chicken that pecks at boards to pick winners of sports events to develop the following pseudo scientific calculator to determine who will win the 2016 presidential election.

You can help out by taking part in this polling.


Don't scroll down until you have done the math.


Good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a
calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities. Each time I got
the same answer, and sure enough it IS my very favorite movie.



DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of
Candidates at the bottom You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate
this test is.

1. Pick a number from 1-9.

2. Multiply that number by 3

3. Add 3

4. Multiply by 3 again

5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second
digits together to find The winner in the list
of 17 candidates below:






Candidate List:

1. Rand Paul

2. Ted Cruz

3. Marco Rubio

4. Jeb Bush

5. Hillary Clinton

6. Bernie Sanders

7. Chris Christie

8. Rick Santorum

9. Donald Trump

10. Carly Fiorina

11. John Kasich

12. John Dummet, Jr.

13. Michael Bickelmeyer

14. Ben Carson

15. Jefferson Sherman

16. Martin O'Malley

17. Jack Fellure




Try it a couple of times. Let your friends and family have a shot. Tally up the results and see whose name comes up the most.

Thank you for your participation. And God Bless America!

Pretty funny, Ron. 


We live in a time in which decent and otherwise sensible people are surrendering too easily to the hectoring of morons or extremists. 
 

12/26/2015 6:44 am  #7


Re: New 2016 presidential election calculator

Common Sense wrote:

"The Trump campaign collaborated with Wall Street algorithm developers, pollsters, large corporate interests, supporters polled at campaign events, and the chicken that pecks at boards to pick winners of sports events to develop the following pseudo scientific calculator to determine who will win the 2016 presidential election."

I hope they did not spend much money on this? Since it's all over the internet?
Seems like a story for the  Onion.
 

It was tongue in cheek there, sport.


We live in a time in which decent and otherwise sensible people are surrendering too easily to the hectoring of morons or extremists. 
 

12/26/2015 9:03 am  #8


Re: New 2016 presidential election calculator

Common Sense wrote:

"The Trump campaign collaborated with Wall Street algorithm developers, pollsters, large corporate interests, supporters polled at campaign events, and the chicken that pecks at boards to pick winners of sports events to develop the following pseudo scientific calculator to determine who will win the 2016 presidential election."

I hope they did not spend much money on this? Since it's all over the internet?
Seems like a story for the  Onion.
 

 

Jeez . . . Sorry . . . I forgot that you're such a stickler for 'original' postings.

I actually received it in an e-mail from an old fraternity brother, not the onion.

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