When I was stationed at Edwards in California, on the road leading to the front gate there was one of those little churches; the type where there's maybe twenty people in the congregation.  You can only tell it's a church because it says so over the door.

Anyway, they had one of those trailer signs parked next to the place.  It was rusted out and the tires looked like they'd been flat for years.

The sign said "Jesus I Come Quickly".

There was probably supposed to be a comma or a colon in there somewhere.

Last edited by Conspiracy Theory (2/12/2015 6:33 pm)

Church sign I saw on the news this morning in Mass. - 'If you're praying for snow, please stop.'