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This Should Be Comforting For Them
President Trump visited the tornado torn area of Alabama .................. he offered his empathy to victims by signing Bibles.
- Goose
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Re: This Should Be Comforting For Them
What name did he sign? 
We live in a time in which decent and otherwise sensible people are surrendering too easily to the hectoring of morons or extremists.
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Re: This Should Be Comforting For Them
Borowitz nailed it. 
MONTGOMERY, Alabama (The Borowitz Report)—God has offered to give the people of Alabama brand new Bibles to replace the ones that Donald J. Trump signed during his visit to the state on Friday.
In a rare public statement from the famously mysterious deity, God said that He was furious at Trump “for defacing My book,” calling Trump’s signature “a wanton act of vandalism.
”“Where was Mike Pence in all of this?” God asked. “These people can’t do anything right.
”God added that He was “dumbfounded” that Trump had taken it upon himself to sign his name on a book to which he had “no relationship whatsoever.
”“I’ve got news for Trump: the Bible is not ‘The Art of the Deal,’ ” God said. “Of course, he didn’t write that book, either.”
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