Some quips from The Onion.

Arguments for Bernie Sanders to Stay in the Democratic primary race;

Mathematical impossibility of receiving nomination only reinforces status as outsider candidate.

Already booked nonrefundable Spirit Airlines ticket to visit Philadelphia during dates of Democratic National Convention.

Staying active and engaged in society has numerous health benefits for seniors.

Probably our last chance to hear a public official say “single-payer health care” for a generation or two.

Nation can pretend it might actually do something about corporate influence on politics, becoming embroiled in imprudent wars, and income inequality for few more weeks.

“BEST Bernie Moments” YouTube compilation could use couple more minutes of material.



And, of course, Reasons to Drop out:

Having raised $207 million, dropping out would help get a lot of money out of politics.

Learned that the president does not actually get to decide everyone’s income.

Would finally have some time to jab fingers recreationally.

Might be nice to relax and have a friendly chat with a banker from time to time.

 

Last edited by Goose (6/05/2016 7:22 am)