Politicians make promises. Lots and lots of Promises. Sometimes they are pretty unrealsitic promises.
Like Jeb Bush promising to have 4% economic growth when he's president.

But No one beats Donald Trump. Trump, or as I like to call him, President Narcissus, is the King of Promises.
Of course the details,,,, well, we have people working on that, we'll have a policy soon,,,,yada yada.

Let's look at what Trump Promises to do:

"I will make America Great again". Says so right on the hat.

"The American Dream is dead. I will bring it back."

“I will be the greatest jobs president that God has ever created,”
http://nypost.com/2015/06/16/i-will-be-the-greatest-jobs-president-that-god-ever-created-trump/

"I will deport 11 million undocumented immigrants".

" I will build a wall and make Mexico pay for it."

"Remember the expression, 'Merry Christmas?' You don't see it anymore. You're going to see it if I get elected, I can tell you right now."
http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/25/politics/donald-trump-bible-values-voter/index.html

'I will be the best thing that ever happened to women'
http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2015/08/27/new-day-trump-cherish-women-comments.cnn

"I will beat China"

"Putin and I will get along"

"I will create a new healthcare system for veterans"
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/424070/donald-trump-veterans-speech-los-angeles

'I Will Be The Greatest Representative Of The Christians'
http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/donald_trump_if_elected_president_i_will_be_the_greatest_representative_of_the_christians



Wow. I can't wait for Trump to be President.
Apparently world peace will occur, you'll never see an immigrant, prosperity will happen for all.

Not only that, But the store clerks will all say Merry Christmas, even in July, it will never rain on weekends, and bottles of champagne will fly out of your dog's asss.