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11/22/2017 11:11 am  #1


Happy Thanksgiving

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Thanksgiving is one of my favorite days of the year because it reminds us to give thanks and to count our blessings. Suddenly, so many things become so little when we realize how blessed and lucky we are.
 


"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
 

11/22/2017 12:33 pm  #2


Re: Happy Thanksgiving

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"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
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11/22/2017 1:07 pm  #3


Re: Happy Thanksgiving

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. 

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. 

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. 

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. 

Then, suddenly, there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. 

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions, and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke up and in a very soft voice said,

"May I ask what the turkey did?" 



HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! 
 


"Do not confuse motion and progress, A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress"
 
 

11/23/2017 6:25 am  #4


Re: Happy Thanksgiving

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

Happy Thanksgiving - I hope everyone can get together to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! It won't be easy, nothing is, but it can be done.     6:54 PM - 26 Nov 2014


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Last edited by Common Sense (11/23/2017 6:30 am)


When angry, count ten before you speak, if very angry, an hundred.
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11/23/2017 7:53 am  #5


Re: Happy Thanksgiving

Thanks for dragging politics into this.
 

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"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
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11/23/2017 8:44 am  #6


Re: Happy Thanksgiving

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"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
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