In a move that shocked even veteran Washington pundits, today Donald Trump fired Melania and installed Fox's Sean Hannity as first lady.

Melania Trump was escorted from the White House by ICE agents and placed on a plane heading east.




IT’S OFFICIAL: Melania Out, Hannity Chosen As Trump’s New First Lady

After reports that the president was scheming to replace his wife, the Fox talk show host lobbied heavily for the job

“The president is delighted to announce his marriage to someone he both trusts and listens to daily,” a smiling White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters over the weekend.

“They say that behind every successful president there stands a fake journalist willing to forfeit his reputation and career to prop up a faux POTUS…and that’s certainly true in this case.”

No word yet on a honeymoon destination for the two lovebirds, but insiders say that a romantic April getaway in Paris or the Crimean peninsula is likely

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